If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.

In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.