With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.