Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.
At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.