I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.