Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.
Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.