The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.
Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.
A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.
Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.