Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.
In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.
The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.
Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.