We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.