No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.
Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.