Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.