All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.