To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.