Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
Mignon McLaughlinPeople keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
Mignon McLaughlinNo matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
Mignon McLaughlin