Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.