Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.