Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.
The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.