Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.