Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.