Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.

There are three iron links in the neurotic's chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.