Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.