Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.