Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.