We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.