Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.

The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.