Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.

The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.