Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.