Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all