Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.