Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.