Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.