A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.