A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.