There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.