There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.

God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.