There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all

Character is what emerges from all the little things you were too busy to do yesterday, but did anyway.