Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.
My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.
Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.