Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.