Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.