A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.
Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.
No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.
There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.