Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.
If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.
If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?