The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.