The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.