Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.
The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.
It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.