Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.

The best work is done with the heart breaking, or overflowing.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.