Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.