As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.
Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.