Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.