Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.