Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.