Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.