I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.
Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.