Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.

When hope is hungry, everything feeds it

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.