Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.