A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.