God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.
Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.
Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.