Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will still be there later for you to climb back.