Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.

If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.

In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.

Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.