Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

Confession is good for the conscience, but it usually bypasses the soul.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.

Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.