Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.

We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

Men gossip less than women, but mean it.