Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.
So long as God reveals Himself, or doesn't, He is behaving like God.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.