After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.