After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend.