Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.