When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.