It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.