The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

There are so many people who are clever. There are 8000 people at Princeton who are more clever than the three of us at this table. BUT, we have the ability to give something that they don't have...which is us.

Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.

I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.