The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

Art is socialism but life is capitalism.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

Sometimes when my fans come up to me, they think it's going to be entertaining, like I'm going to tell jokes or do bits, and then instead of that I end up talking about really mundane things with my fans, and then they're kind of like, "This is boring. I want to go talk to somebody else." I think I bore my fans to death by over-talking to them.