The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.

I think the cleverness is inadvertent.

I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

I figured out in my thirties it was about 'what can I contribute'? And what I figured out about that is creating something from scratch, and connecting it to people.