I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

The key is to do what you love.

I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"