The list of fun and easily fixed brain diseases is very short.

My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting, and then rewrite, rewrite and rewrite.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

Our fear leads us to say no all the time.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.