The list of fun and easily fixed brain diseases is very short.

Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

There is no such thing as #1 in art.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.