Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often donโt know who you are, which is why they kill you.
Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.
I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.