My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.