Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.