Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That's hard to do.