Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

There is no such thing as #1 in art.

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not like that!"

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.