Our fear leads us to say no all the time.

I just don't give off a great first impression.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.