Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.
Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.
It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"