Elia Kazan. He wrote my favorite book about filmmaking, 'Elia Kazan: On Directing.' There is a thing in the book that I do every time, it's part of my production structure. He said when you're hiring an actor, ask them what draws them to the project, and don't lead them to the answer.

I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.