The key is to do what you love.

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article "Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk."

People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing. I don't even talk about it on stage, because it would take too long to explain.

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.