The key is to do what you love.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports. People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing. I don't even talk about it on stage, because it would take too long to explain. I'd have to spend an hour on it to get people to understand what I'm saying because it's so instantly polarizing. Because cable news has kind of set up a construct where you're for or against something immediately. So if I said something about it, people would be for or against me immediately. And I don't want that.