There is no such thing as #1 in art.

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No... got any Snapple?'

There are so many people who are clever. There are 8000 people at Princeton who are more clever than the three of us at this table. BUT, we have the ability to give something that they don't have...which is us.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.