There is no such thing as #1 in art.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.