I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

I wrote on my desk wall when I was writing the film...'Art is socialism, but life is capitalism.' That's the hard thing in all of it if you expect to make a living.

I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.