I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not like that!"

I think the cleverness is inadvertent.

People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing. I don't even talk about it on stage, because it would take too long to explain.

Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.

It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.