I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

I think our culture views success as visibility, being seen as being successful. Whereas I've learned that success is rooted in helping and connecting to other people, and knowing where you can contribute. I've kind of spent my thirties doing that, because in my twenties I was seeking any kind of success.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream