The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'
People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing. I don't even talk about it on stage, because it would take too long to explain.
I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.
Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.
I thought if I could do stand-up comedy well enough, I could parlay it back into films - like Charlie Chaplin and Woody Allen did. They merged principles of comedy and drama together, and that's what my first film really was, a stab at that kind of comedy.