Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

I'm a compulsive everything.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.