I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

I wrote on my desk wall when I was writing the film...'Art is socialism, but life is capitalism.' That's the hard thing in all of it if you expect to make a living.